i shit you fucking not i got weepinzard first try and now i can’t stop laughing at his dumb face and his dumb name
(via pantsareunwelcome)
when we went to see Jurassic Park in 3-D my sister leaned over to me and whispered, “the raptor bride is coming up”
(Source: inthablue, via thesilentkey)
LOOK AT THE GUY ON THE COUCH ON THE RIGHT
the guy on the right is the epitome of tumblr he probably did that at his job interview and theyre like youre hired
ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THE DOG GUYS THEY HAVE A DOG
I feel like my blog is a disgrace if i dont reblog this
I bet the lounge room have like Mean Girls playing & someone serving them Starbucks
(via thesilentkey)
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
(via thesilentkey)
Agent Coulson swimming in his suit…
#SWIM SUIT
SWIM FUCKING SUIT
(Source: dilfosaur, via thesilentkey)
This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg
I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them
lol wat
This will never stop being hilarious.
this is amazing ahahahha
(Source: koreanmulan, via yelyahwilliams)
Bubbles you little shit
(Source: vvhatserface, via pantsareunwelcome)